idkrn:

hiddleswiggles:

That’s good service.

We shall never deny a guess even the most ridiculous request..

(Source: poyzn)

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asexualderekhale:

starbucksenterprise:

"omfg is that a next generation top? so you think picard is better than kirk? wow loser kirk is way better!"

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"what, really? you like the reboot? you’re not a trUE fan omfg i bet you’ve never even seen the original series!?!!!?!?"

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i think my favorite thing about this is that the light fixture looks like a tiny crown

(Source: leonardmemeoy)

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mcrphan:

homework

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going outside

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life

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fall out boy

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me too Meirin, me too

(Source: jiitensha)

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crazyress:

selfie with inflated hawaiian punch scented condom featuring kissmeimthequeen

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terezi-pie-rope:

lejeudprimos:

hdawg1995 :

expederest :

Why doesn’t anyone talk about this?

was chowder even real?

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teamheichou:

becausejensenackless:

5sosexiness:

leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

"My time has come" whispered the penis as the sun slowly rose in the east.

I will never look at morning wood the same way ever again.

I love telling guys about this and watching the despair and disbelief wash across their faces. They feel so proud about their morning wood, like it’s a testament of their vigor and manliness, and then distraught that whoops, their bladder is triggering all of it.

teamheichou:

becausejensenackless:

5sosexiness:

leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

"My time has come" whispered the penis as the sun slowly rose in the east.

I will never look at morning wood the same way ever again.

I love telling guys about this and watching the despair and disbelief wash across their faces. They feel so proud about their morning wood, like it’s a testament of their vigor and manliness, and then distraught that whoops, their bladder is triggering all of it.

(Source: iraffiruse)

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consolecadet:

looking at your art from 3 years ago more like

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aquaquinn:

I was able to fit the whole thing into one gif! 

aquaquinn:

I was able to fit the whole thing into one gif! 

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dennys:

denny’s reminds you to behave accordingly at this weekend’s festivities. we also remind you that after you’re all con-ed out, we’d love to see your costumes and serve you late into the night. cosplayers are welcome at dencon 24/7.

dennys:

denny’s reminds you to behave accordingly at this weekend’s festivities. we also remind you that after you’re all con-ed out, we’d love to see your costumes and serve you late into the night. cosplayers are welcome at dencon 24/7.

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viciouspandalemonadeholmes:

bettydays:

Let’s just all take a minute to appreciate the kindness of our overlord.

Also, his shirt.

OMG MY SISTER HAS THAT SAME SHIRT

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